Friend: Girl, what if you win the lottery, what will you do with your money?
Me: How will I win the jackpot prize if I don't bet?
Friend: Shhh. Just answer the question. It's a WHAT-IF!
Me: (thinking)
Me: If I win the lottery, I will travel around the best places on earth. Then, I'll put up a business, investment, you know. Then ---. You?
Friend: And then what? Me? Same as what you're gonna do.
Me: Then... then I will buy Harry Potter's wand and Edward Cullen's mind-reading talent.
Friend: What the!
Me: I will also buy a TIME MACHINE so all people could go back in time to correct their mistakes and to do what they would have done before, correct their regrets in life.
Friend: You're so emo.
...I'll call on the greatest medical practitioners in the world and make a CLONE of the man that I love. A clone that has a mind that will tell him about a girl (me) who loves him unconditionally and has a heart that will FALL IN LOVE with ME. He may not be perfect, but he'll always be the BEST.
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